Proof, ladies and gentlemen, that I can laugh at myself.

Eighth grade me singing - well, rapping I guess - a parody of The Ultimate Showdown called “the Ultimate classroom”.

I found it in the depths of my Gmail.

Hey, look, lyrics.

iamthesleepyhead:

Like, even though I complain about people 24/7 I usually give people I just meet a chance to “be themselves” around me before I make any assumptions, but jesus christ occasionally I meet someone and I want to punch them in the face and make sure they never talk to me again.

I’m not quite exactly the same but pretty damn close.

I got a new computer recently, and my iTunes is full to the brim with fall/winter music. But the weather is warming up, and my sleepy music is suiting the days less and less. In my Bon Iver-addled state, I’m having difficulty thinking of music that fits spring and summer.

So this is where you…

“The Life Pursuit” by Belle and Sebastian seems a good idea….or “Tell It to the Volcano” by Miniature Tigers. Both might work well.

miseryfell asked: wth I could have sworn I was following you already
so um, sorry

It’s okay! Followers aren’t that big of a deal. Most of the time the long articles I write about random things turn people off so I don’t really expect anyone to stay out of loyalty etc.

paintingsonthewall:

thisorigamidream:

USA: 2,547

Canada: 404

So basically, you were good in the past, but it’s just in the year 2010 that you suck. That’s okay, I guess.

I am clear to go on a road trip this August with three good friends. Where to?

Try Moncton, New Brunswick, or maybe Charlottetown. A little bit of Cape Breton Island is also nice.

Man, I’m so psyched! It might be a bit different, on my own for ~11 days, with limited money, food, clothing, and access to hygiene, but it’s a good experience.

(don’t forget the chance for some good photos…)

Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives - Time Cube

Yes, it’s about that site.

My Law teacher was shocked upon mention of this picture in class.

He said it completely undermined the integrity of the Special Olympics, it was extremely offensive, and asked why there hasn’t been some kind of committee set up to ‘remove it from the internet’.

It was yesterday that I learned that my Law teacher was older than I was. I always knew it, but it hadn’t sunk in yet.

Hey Rosetta! - Red Heart

Were you born in water,
a fish so cold?
Were you born in autumn,
as the river froze?

So how many of these are actually viable choices? What can I seriously make a career out of? Director of Photography was my choice a week ago, should I just stick with that? Should I try being a photographer, or a writer, and live with no income, hoping for a big break somewhere?

God, the humanities suck.

Yes. All those bike rides, the time I helped you write an essay, all the conversations and the laughs. They were just lies!

Because who’d want to be your friend anyway? You’re immature. You’re selfish. You treat men like playthings and you don’t care about them once you become bored. After all, there’s an unlimited supply.

It must be hard living with the fact that every friendship with every guy you’ve ever known was founded on your cup size.

It must be hard knowing that that’s all you’re good for.

I will never understand why life has smiled on you so, you, with your 90 average in both marks and IQ. It’s the fundamental paradox that has caused me to doubt the integrity of the educational system.

I wish you best of luck in life. There’s only so much you can gain out of a number. Maybe one day you’ll have a meaningful relationship with someone.

But who am I kidding - those aren’t any fun, are they?

The list as of now.

They Might Be Giants - A Self Called Nowhere

This is one of the songs you have to listen to as loud as possible to get the full effect.

Yes, it’s amazing.