| Chris: | want to hear the lastest escapade in the adventures of nick the genius? |
| Gio: | enlighten me, please |
| Chris: | well, you see, nick, lets just call him the smartest man in the world, saw a bug on the wall |
| Chris: | he couldn't reach said bug |
| Chris: | so, in his infinite wisdom, he whipped a shoe at said bug |
| Chris: | then, as the bug guts were all over the wall, he tried to cleaned it of with a ping pong paddle |
| Chris: | fortunatley, he decided at the last second, with no help, to do the smart thing, and use a cloth |
| Gio: | Alright. |
| Chris: | and thus ends this chapter |