Stop getting pissed off at me when I show up at your house when you don’t answer your cell. How else am I going to contact you? It’s not like you own a landline.

When did I become more annoying than your brother? Why is he allowed to get a job with the family but when I want one, “I’m so annoying I’ll drive them insane”?

Would you prefer it if I just never talked to you at all? I’m starting to consider it, I mean, that’s what you want, right? I wouldn’t be annoying you anymore.

Consider that what you say actually means something to other people.