I have for a while now.

They’re faster than my bike, yes, and bigger, but can’t they have a little respect for the guy getting exercise and not affecting the environment? No matter how fast I’m going, god forbid I pass an intersection because then I’ll have to slow down to 0 km/h to wait for the fat lady in the car to go to wherever she needs to go.

If I’m on a busy street, I have to swerve right every time a car passes, because for all I know they’re betting each other in there about whether or not they can hit the kid on the bike. 50 points!

They’re loud as hell, and that makes conversation near impossible if I’m on a busy street. They smell up the street. And there’s just so many of them. It’s ridiculous.

Also, my ass hurts.